Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you have even after you die. Like foreeeeeeever herpes

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.

My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.

by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022

vamphobic

When edgy teenagers pretend to be vampires And somebody says they’re not, it’s “vamphobic”

Omg my teachers are so vamphobic, they gave me a window seat

by GenosCyborg October 4, 2022

Vampestein

vAm-pÉ-Stine

A Vampire and Frankenstein get married and they have a baby, the baby is mixed (vampire and frankenstein) which makes the kid a vampestein

other explanation: a vampire and a frankenstein combined together makes a vampestein!

1: “I’m a Vampestein!
2: “What’s that?”
1: “Basically a Vampire and Frankenstein mixed together. My mom is a Vampire and my dad is a Frankenstein!”
2: “Cool!”

by kai_the_ghoul October 14, 2022

Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar

Eating out a girls blood clots from her pussy during her period

Lisa on her period and it looks like a Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar down there

by Coonass4life October 18, 2022

Vampire dipping

The act of sex while the time of the month is at hand and you refuse to take the dirt tack.

Well lads am vampire dipping tonight as the painters are in

by Mr,bartender November 5, 2022

Vampiristic

Characteristics in reference to a pale complexion, generally associated with a Vitamin D deficiency.
( Someone who is naturally nocturnal and afraid of the Sun)

" Im pretty Vampiristic i dont tend to go outside too much " the sun burns.

by Im_Jnonymous February 9, 2023