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Urban masterbation

The activity, or sport, of ejacualting on random people in towns and cities, and then running away.
1) "Oh god, what happened to you?"

2) "Some asshole ejacualted all over me while I was walking home from work"

1) "Ah, he must have been playing urban masterbation"
by originalname1234 September 19, 2012
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Urban dictionary

The only dictionary in which you cant find a definition the doesn't have anything dirty in it
Random person searching random stuff up on urban dictionary- Welp I can't find anything that doesn't have a sexual meaning in here
by -Pastel Sushi Roll- October 5, 2020
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urban dictionary

where you go when your bored and want to learn a new word anything from perity to cockblocker
by push2talk May 14, 2011
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Urban Dictionary

A Website Which lets people have their own definitions of words
Urban Dictionary is a place where people can post their definitions of words
by DiStr1x February 26, 2017
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urban phonebook

When people's friends are defined on UD. Look up any name to see Urban Phonebook.
guy 1: I found my man jddnmd on UD the other day..creepy
guy 2: you mean the urban phonebook
by alifig October 3, 2011
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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a website where people post inappropriate word with shitty definitions that are either voted "up" or "down" by random site visitors who have nothing better to do.
Urban Dictionary is a terrible website, and is not intended for children!
by $4Life December 29, 2015
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Urban Dictionary

The website you are looking at right now, dipshit.
"Hey did you see Aardvark Cum on Urban Dictionary? No? Well fuck you too."
by Deathrock9 December 30, 2014
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