i) A term which is used as a comeback to anything or an anyone that is in disagreement with a statement that you have made.
ii) Used when someone makes a statement that makes them sound more intelligent than you and you have no idea how to respond.
ii) Used when someone makes a statement that makes them sound more intelligent than you and you have no idea how to respond.
Example A:
Fred: I don't like you
You: Fuck ur uncle
Fred: *will most likely just shut up*
Example B:
Jamie: You don't know how to find the area of a pancake with a giraffe and dog on top? Are you stupid?
You: Fuck ur uncle!
Jamie: *will most likely go crying to his mum*
Fred: I don't like you
You: Fuck ur uncle
Fred: *will most likely just shut up*
Example B:
Jamie: You don't know how to find the area of a pancake with a giraffe and dog on top? Are you stupid?
You: Fuck ur uncle!
Jamie: *will most likely go crying to his mum*
by cookieninja_ September 10, 2019
Get the Fuck ur unclemug. It is a mode a man slips into when he has a nagging wife or girlfriend. He just says nothing while she whines and complains. It is his only defense mechanism against the non-stop jabbering and the only way for him to keep his sanity!
OMG dude, Larry's girlfriend just won't stop nagging him!! Look at him just sitting there lifeless, saying nothing.............he is in Uncle Joe Mode for sure!
by The Gootz March 10, 2016
Get the Uncle Joe Modemug. Something a girl like Carlee Wilson would say, to try to be cool. Related to phrases such as “on my momma” or “on gang”
by commonclout September 20, 2019
Get the on my uncle gravemug. by Mc oof March 11, 2018
Get the Your [uncle] bisexualmug. Being your uncle tonight is about the sexiest thing there is. When you want to be someones uncle tonight, you dream about holding them tight, touching their body, kissing, more touching. That's what being an uncle is all about. If there is anyone looking through your window when you're naked or when it's raining; that person probably wants to be your uncle, or he's just a pervert.
You're not a pervert if you want to be an uncle!
You're not a pervert if you want to be an uncle!
*It's raining and you're changing clothes*
Uncle: *Looks through the window*
You: Who tf are you?
Uncle: My baby love, you are a friendly girl.
You: Get the fuck out of here!
Uncle: I saw you at school today, and you were looking good.
You: I'm calling the police!
Uncle: I had a boner this morning, while the falling rain was falling down the window. I mastubated to you. I want to be your uncle tonight.
*uncle climbs in the window and begins holding you tight*
Uncle: *Looks through the window*
You: Who tf are you?
Uncle: My baby love, you are a friendly girl.
You: Get the fuck out of here!
Uncle: I saw you at school today, and you were looking good.
You: I'm calling the police!
Uncle: I had a boner this morning, while the falling rain was falling down the window. I mastubated to you. I want to be your uncle tonight.
*uncle climbs in the window and begins holding you tight*
by gayishomo March 6, 2019
Get the Your uncle tonightmug. When two individuals have sexual intercourse in the cowgirl position at the base of the Lincoln Memorial while waving several American flags.
by M-Chill December 21, 2012
Get the Uncle Sam Slammug. (techincal jargon) someone so drunk that they mistake objects, location, time and space with other objects, locations and places in time and space.
by Roland_07 August 26, 2007
Get the Uncle Roger Drunkmug.