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by owned!!! June 11, 2006
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toolgazer

To look steadily, intently, and with fixed attention to the male crotch area or hammer - sometimes including man on man, unfortunately.
them faggots tend to be real toolgazers.
by cooter February 11, 2004
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tool

Someone that thinks they're cool or funny. One that tries to hang around with a group, thinking theyre all friends, when everyone hates him. Someone that tries adding on to jokes but just turns up as a buzzkill. Someone that everyone likes playing pranks on, but doesn't realize it and still tries to act like a friend, even after you tell him how much you hate them. and yeah, i know a few.
tool: "Sup."
anti-tool:"Dude grow a pair. You know i hate you."
tool: "Sup."

anti-tool1 eats a hamburger. or burrito. or something.
anti-tool1: "It's too juicy."
anti-tool2: "that's what she said"
everyone laughs.
tool: "It looks thick too."
everyone stops laughing.
by THE ANTI-PASTO March 2, 2008
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tool

t-oo-l (n.) One who is being taken advantage of, and doesn't know it. Whether due to no one having the courage to do it, or they're very, very dense. Not to be confused with a nottool.
"Johnny is such a tool. O-M-FUCKING-G, he acted like such a retarded gay homo asspirate tool in Algebra today. Faggotballs."
by LOLJUSTKIDDING January 9, 2008
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tool

Lisa is the biggest tool ever.
Next to alex.
by ToOlz22 January 8, 2009
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Toolakit

A person who is no longer classified as a tool for they are too much of a tool so instead of being a tool they are the whole toolkit.
Wow that kid is a toolakit
by nosyt May 18, 2009
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