Poon Goon

Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.

Example 1

Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.

Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!

by Johnny Tsunami Bro January 28, 2017

Poon Goon

someone who is always out to get laid, a pussy hound

Roger is always on the prowl. He's such a Poon Goon!

by Boo Koo Dinero May 06, 2018

poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 05, 2021

Quadchin Goons

Old Pensioner with 4 chins and a muffin top

That old Quadchin Goons can use her chins as a scarf

by VileGay September 23, 2023

goon-show

A shower in which a male goons, then uses his semen to cleanse himself instead of soap

My boy decided to take a goon-show after school, choosing to not get on the game

by SkibidiWolvegoon420 January 14, 2025

Balkan mango goon

an activity where you insert a whole mango as an anal plug and you aggressively listen to mango or balkan rage phonk on full blast while you proceed to goon as quickly and as forcefully as you can to achieve the epitome of pleasure

"I cant wait to balkan mango goon when i get home!"

by oshiiii December 20, 2024

Goon Sesh

A sick hangout session with the fellas; often includes some live music, poker, video games, etc

Me and the fellas just had a sweet goon sesh last night!

by California Golden Bears November 14, 2023