Goon

Marijuana that has been adulterated with foreign substances that makes the user walk about in a bug eyes unresponsive state. May walk into moving objects like cars or trains and not be aware of the danger.

Damn man, ole Franklin smoke some weed last night....he walked into a moving train and got hurt bad...he said "somebody put some goon in my weed"!!!

by Tonyb62 August 30, 2019

Lava Goon

Lava gooning is where you jack off with a high fever with all your blankets on you and goon til you bleed, thus causing a volcanic eruption from your male genitalia

I can’t believe jack survived after his intense lava goon sesh

by beeba April 27, 2025

Goon

To often read for a large period of time

phil : "I saw kenji gooning earlier."
gabriel: "yeah he loves the odysea , he made tme goon with it yesterday night"

by really trustworthy man January 24, 2024

gooning

When you rub the inside of your leg so hard it begins to turn red.

Person 1: I was gooning so long last night look at my leg.
Person 2: Nah look at my leg i goonmax all day

by RobzookaZombie December 29, 2023

Goon walk

A relaxed yet confident stride

damn, he's vibing and walking!! that's what we call a goon walk!!

by Beygl January 4, 2021

flicker gooning

The act of releasing a controlled amount of sperm whilst gooning.

I spend up to 20 hours a week flicker gooning.

by SoggyPotatoChip May 22, 2024

Glamour gooning

A specific type of gooning usually involving a focus on heightened glamour, such as formal or club attire, including but not limited to dresses, stiletto heels, and accessories.

Upset after being stood up, she lit a blunt and spent the night glamour gooning, still dressed in her stunning dress and heels, losing herself in hours of online adult content.

by Carrie Cougar February 20, 2025