titty kiss

When the tits of two females beautifully collide, nipple to nipple as though a kiss from the heavens .

Snookie gave Stephanie a titty kiss before leaving Skeeball.

by Guy at a bar January 26, 2016

Bonk Titty

The act of abruptly getting someone attention, rudely, like poking a woman in the boob with your finger.

hey dude.. hello?... BONK TITTY! 'What'd you say?' You heard me!

by radiobanter January 26, 2011

titty splitter

When a seatbelt goes in between a chicks tits when driving a car and splits them

When I was driving I looked over at the car next to me and said wholy shit check out that chicks titty splitter

by no its not August 21, 2009

titty robbery

stealing fake tits from a blonde prostitute so you can wear them yourself

Greg: hey Billy I did a titty robbery,
Billy: yeah nice,
Greg: see look im wearing her titties now,
Billy: oh yeah nice I like them titties,
Greg: here feel my titties Billy,
Billy: oh yes Greg oh oh oh I love dem tiddies!
Billy: (starts to get a boner)
Greg: I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going,

half an hour later

Greg: oh BIlly pound my ass while you touch my titties!
Billy: oh shit Greg im gonna cum!
Greg: cum in my ass Billy!!
Billy: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Greg: I feel like a new born baby, wet and stuck.

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018

beast titty

when her breasts are so wildly big they mesmerize you in ways you didn’t believe were possible

Person 1: Man, she’s got those beast tits, i go wild when i see them.
Person 2: Dude, be careful, you know what girls with beast tittys can do...

by 410maren November 6, 2017

titty hoe

A woman that walks around wearing a tiny shirt and a bra 2 sizes too small exposing a whole bunch of titty.

Girl , What happened between you and Ty last night? Ya'll break up?.. Yeah, We went to Applebees and all this scrub wanna do is look at some old titty hoe across the room.

by Kenny Ray Said February 19, 2018

Clipboard Titties

A tit so saggy that you can hang School Pictures, Shopping lists, etc.. from.

Mom can you hang up my art project, you know you got those clipboard titties

by KiDd2019 October 18, 2019