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Pillowed

The act of driving someone's face into a pillow, while fucking, to shut them up.
"I was with this douchebag last night, and he pillowed me out of nowhere"

"I was fucking Sarah in my parent's basement. She was moaning so loudly, I had to pillow her"
by H_Bishop November 28, 2018
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pillow talk

when boomers say stupid shit that makes younger people long for the day of the pillow
"I deserve every penny of your dollar that I get. Cry more"

bob read the response to his post, thinking that it was pillow talk
by superduperpasta August 15, 2025
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Pillow-Bodied Bitch

When a person is built so unnaturally that they look like they have a pillow for a torso.
Girl wearing leggings that point out every roll: “You wanna fight?”
Me: “Nah, your body looks like it absorbs sound you pillow-bodied bitch!”
by 69GummyVitamins February 22, 2023
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Pillow Driving

The act of farting into a pillow so that the stink gets stuck in the pillow, so that when the next person uses it the smell will be released.
The guys down the hall were pissing me off, so when they went to class I went into their room and did some serious pillow driving.
by thebartschside September 30, 2011
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motorboat pillows

To fall asleep so hard that you bury your face between two pillows. This often leads to some snoring and making the sound of a motorboat. This could also mean that you are so tired that the desire to sleep is just as large of a drive as your sex drive. You would rather do both motorboat and sleep, so you choose to motorboat some pillows.
Man I can't keep my eyes open! I am staring at the bed trying not to motorboat pillows.
by Vegasguy73 April 20, 2018
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father pillow

the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10A.M. to attend church on a sunday.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.
You have 1 New Text Message

MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?

YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.
by lilmamma43345 May 12, 2010
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Pillow Ketchup

The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.
I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.
by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023
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