pillow

PIllows are your best friend there to cuddle with and cry with they will never leave you :D

Karen best friend is a pillow

by :Dsmileyfacesarecool December 20, 2017

Pillow Driving

It tell’s that the person had slept a lot

I was pillow driving for the past few days

by M KDK December 2, 2016

pillow sniping

throwing pillows at toddlers from long distance, resulting it the child falling over

"my parents grounded me because I kept pillow sniping my little sister."

by 02746737261522 August 8, 2016

father pillow

the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10A.M. to attend church on a sunday.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.

You have 1 New Text Message

MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?

YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.

by lilmamma43345 May 12, 2010

Pillow hopper

A term used to describe someone who uses a pillow to masturbate.

"She wasn't a homie hopper though, she is a pillow hopper."

by DaniDilf May 20, 2022

pillow delivery

The act of stacking three or more pillows, ringing the doorbell of someone you know, and throwing the pillows in their face when they open the door.
Delivery outfit is recommended.

(ding-dong)
Person A: Pillow delivery!
Person B: I didn't order any pill-
(BAM!)

by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019

Porch Pillow(s)

A porch pillow is a white trash person that’s always hanging out on the porch and/or stoop of their house/apartment when you drive by.

(Driving past trailer park) Hey Martha, check out all those porch pillow(s) up to no good. They need to get a job!

by YOUxMUFFEDxUP September 2, 2021