When a women gets a running start from the kitchen, down the hallway to a designated white line at the threshold of the bedroom. At that point the lady long jumps towards the bed to a waiting, unprotected, fully erect penis. 3-27 seconds later.....
by AlvardolovesHanrahan October 2, 2017
Get the creampie long jumpmug. A Noun- Funny smooth foreign exchange student who likes american girls and get's more ass then a toliet seat.
Stud Muffin
Stud Muffin
by KeiraTheFox August 9, 2010
Get the Long Duk Dongmug. by Gumba Gumba May 16, 2004
Get the long streak of pissmug. by Gary Iyrons April 1, 2009
Get the Long nosed onemug. What are you, fucking gay? You look up 9 inch long because you want to beat your meat cause you're gay.
by I'm gayyyyyy November 12, 2017
Get the 9 inch longmug. The alcoholic sweater you wear on the inside, often giving you "warmth" in a number of drunk situations... mostly used in cases of courage or extreme stupidity...
Katie, the tube-top wearing, miniskirt-sporting hoochie mama took 8 shots of vodka and climbed into her liquid long johns, allowing her to brave the sub zero temperatures outside, thus leaving her jacket at home.
by megunami July 1, 2009
Get the Liquid Long Johnsmug. The second album released by the LA rock group, Scarling. The album was released in late August of 2005, under the label "Sympathy for the Record Industry". The album is composed of insightful lyrics and hypnotizing instrumentals. It received a five star rating by "Alternative Press Magazine."
The CD contains tracks such as: City Noise, Broken Record, Bummer, Like A Killer, and We Are The Music Makers.
The CD contains tracks such as: City Noise, Broken Record, Bummer, Like A Killer, and We Are The Music Makers.
Downloading Music Junkie: I just downloaded Scarling's "So Long, Scarecrow off of Limewire
Goody Two-Shoes: Dude, that's totally illegal.
Goody Two-Shoes: Dude, that's totally illegal.
by FillerBunny March 7, 2009
Get the So Long, Scarecrowmug.