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Logging

The act of adjusting the genitalia to comfort oneself, usually discretely, yet not always
I saw sam logging early, he was so obvious
by Nicozia April 10, 2025
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god log

The dog took a god log on the front yard.
by gdawgW March 19, 2016
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log roping

When you drop a log of poop on the floor and shoot a rope of cum on it.
“I did some log roping the other day, you wouldn’t believe how glazed my turd was!”
by kaesui November 23, 2025
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Throw another log on the fire

When you've clogged the toilet with shit and you have to shit again before you successfully clear the first clog
I know we haven't been able to flush that toilet in days but I'm about to throw another log on the fire
by Richard Penis January 9, 2023
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Smog Log

A greasy turd.

Example:
"Dude, I ate so many Slim Jims. It was a whole Smog Log.
by JustaStoner January 13, 2020
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Ants On A Log

When someone poops on a cock and it resembles little bitty ants on a big ol' log.
"yeah that chick was crazy, she totally gave me ants on a log"
by BradyHater/Raper/69 October 3, 2025
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Meat Log

A meat log can be either hard or floppy ans is over 5.3 inches or it is considered a sitck
"Dude out that stick in me"
"It"s a massive meat log bro but it's going in anyway"
"Sure thing bro"
by Big Tipiler Cylinder February 15, 2020
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