Watching or reading porn in public or in private without masturbating and getting turned on is considered female gooning. You’re basically edging yourself in public. You don’t touch yourself or it’s not considered female gooning.
Ew Robert caught Becky G in class again she was in front of the teacher reading 50 Shades of Grey. She was totally female gooning!
by Yonkers69999 February 8, 2025
Get the female gooningmug. A scale used to estimate female attractiveness from 1 to 10, where 1 is completely ugly and 10 is perfect. It's often said that 10/10 is inexistent.
A: Wow, check out that chick! She's at least 8 of 10!
B: Are you kidding? 5/10 is her limit.
A: Oh man, your 1-10 female attractiveness scale differs so much from mine.
B: Are you kidding? 5/10 is her limit.
A: Oh man, your 1-10 female attractiveness scale differs so much from mine.
by TheEntertainingOne September 17, 2016
Get the 1-10 female attractiveness scalemug. This is a things that people use when they are looking for someone to date, bored or in a very unusual case a hobby. Whether you realise you use it or not you always think, is that woman attractive? Now the easy way is to rate someone from 1-10, 1 being blindingly ugly and 10 bening stunningly beautiful.
by TheWordMister September 15, 2016
Get the 1-10 female attractiveness scalemug. 
You don't hear about them often just like you don't hear about a female version of Kurt Cobain or a female gun(wo)man too often why, because most females are afraid to look like failures to other people, and because they are afraid to look like failures to other people, they are afraid of failure itself. Most females would rather become an astronaut than a psychonaut any day because they don't want their family calling them a loser, especially not their mother.
The female psychonaut wanted to give the male rock stars a run for their money, so she OD'ed on heroin to kill herself at 27, since that seemed to be the magic number. She thought her death would be more tragic than the deaths of male rock stars because she could have had babies and now she never would, but actually people had about the same reaction, as she was just another human like the males were, and her death was more of an ordinary event than a true tragedy. It wasn't earth shattering sadness people felt for her.
by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021
Get the Female psychonautmug. You should be able to figure out what a female paedophile is yourself. You've got Google (if you are reading this) and common knowledge. Figure it out yourself.
by LordJenal September 28, 2022
Get the Female Paedophilemug. 1 being the most unattractive of all, 10 or (the dime) being the most attractive looking female out of the crowd.
1-10 Female attractiveness scale), 1 being the most unattractive of all, 10 or (the dime) being the most attractive looking female out of the crowd.
by Lil Pisser September 6, 2016
Get the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale)mug.