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May Two-Four

Queen Victoria's birth day, May 24th, is a statutory holiday in Canada and the first long weekend since Easter. It is the traditional weekend during which one opens 'the camp' (cottage), and signifies the start of summer (and Blackfly season) in Canada. The reference to 'two-four' rather than 'twenty-fourth' is a Canadian inside joke refering to the obligatory case(s) of 24 bottles of beer, or 'two-fours' required to celebrate the opening of the camp and to steel one's courage against the blackflies and the mice that will have settled into the camp since it was closed in the fall.
"Did ya go to the Beer Store and get a couple of two-fours for camp? It's May two-four, eh, and there'll be a lineup!"
by KAL May 25, 2004
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Two-Letter Girl

A female who has the ability to paint more than one letter on her stomach/body for sporting events. Typically seen within a group of smaller bodied, one-letter girls.
"Damn! I just saw a two-letter girl on TV during the Alabama/LSU football game!"
by 2Letter August 31, 2012
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Two cooch smooch

That scissor pussy rubbing thing that dykes do where they put their coochies together and gyrate their hips in a scissor like motion. Makes my toes wet.
Woah bro I just found a video of Riley Reid and Mia Khalifa doin the two cooch smooch
by fweedinator October 13, 2018
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Jimmy two dudes

The act of a shoemaker in this case Jimmy Shumaker performing a sexual act on multiple inmates who have ganged up on him and told him that they were going to take Him into the prison bathroom and turned Jimmy two shoes into Jimmy to dudes or more depending on how many prisoners there are that are going to take advantage of his blown out booty hole.
Come here Jimmy two shoes you’re about to be Jimmy two dudes
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two-room rule

A common occurrence in video games, where, due to RAM limitations, only the room that the player is currently in, and the previously-visited room, are stored in memory. A player can use the two-room rule to his advantage, causing a room to reset, and all enemies and items to respawn, by simply visiting two other rooms.
Player starts in room A.
Player goes to room B.
Player goes to room C.
Player goes back to room A. All enemies and items in room A have reappeared, due to the two-room rule.
by nuclearlemons July 9, 2011
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Two Knuckle Puppet

The act performed when a male or female inconspicuously inserts their hand into clothing of a female while in a social setting. A finger is then inserted into her vagina and is manipulated in way that will cause stimulation. The puppet master continues the finger movement as the puppet continues to interact with others in the public setting. The period of time the act is performed is often referred to as a "two knuckle puppet show".
The look of embarrassment came across Jill's face as the dog pulled down the jacket she had draped across her lap, exposing Jack's hand pushed deeply into Jill's Pants, causing their two knuckle puppet show to come to an end.
by Snatch(Beer30) May 3, 2011
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Tuscaloosa Two-fer

When you are having sex with a woman bent over a hay bale so that you can both watch 'Bama play.
Last night me and Savanah had a Tuscaloosa Two-fer. Watching Nick Saban really gets me goin'. Roll Tide!
by wildcard ferguson October 22, 2014
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