by Left Eyez March 14, 2023

Tongue Strap (Noun) - The strap that holds your tongue down. * The long line of flesh under the tongue holding inside of your mouth*
"I ate so much pussy last night, that my tongue strap has muscle cramps" "Hey Bro, So how is your tongue strap today?"
by BB/TT August 9, 2017

When you drop a sizable dump into the toilet creating a splash back with sufficient height to be able to reach the anus. The Poseidon’s Tongue is the one drop of splashback that licks inside the anus
Dave: wow, I dropped a hefer of a dump and ended up with a Poseidon’s Tongue
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard
by Maybe on Wednesday April 13, 2022

Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.
Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.
Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.
Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.
Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.
"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"
"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"
"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"
by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro October 29, 2015

by Pharmchix September 17, 2017

A nasty girls vaginal regions
by Blubber blabber January 29, 2015

Anthony: Hey Fuge,thats awesome,you are so great man,you are the best,can I just get a little taste of that ring hole?
Fuge: Yeah sure man,I would love you to Brown Tongue the fuck out of my ring hole.
Anthony: would you like a reach around while I get deep in that ring?
Fuge: 100% thats why you my bitch.
Fuge: Yeah sure man,I would love you to Brown Tongue the fuck out of my ring hole.
Anthony: would you like a reach around while I get deep in that ring?
Fuge: 100% thats why you my bitch.
by Karntox September 22, 2025
