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orbital tongue

the stimulation derived from the tongue circling the genitals on a man or woman.
Did Jack give Diane orbital tongue or did he leave her with lady wood???
by Left Eyez March 14, 2023
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Tongue Strap

Tongue Strap (Noun) - The strap that holds your tongue down. * The long line of flesh under the tongue holding inside of your mouth*
"I ate so much pussy last night, that my tongue strap has muscle cramps" "Hey Bro, So how is your tongue strap today?"
by BB/TT August 9, 2017
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Poseidon’s Tongue

When you drop a sizable dump into the toilet creating a splash back with sufficient height to be able to reach the anus. The Poseidon’s Tongue is the one drop of splashback that licks inside the anus
Dave: wow, I dropped a hefer of a dump and ended up with a Poseidon’s Tongue
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard
by Maybe on Wednesday April 13, 2022
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SIMON TONGUE

Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.

Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.

Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.
"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"

"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"
by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro October 29, 2015
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tongue punching

Punching an asshole with your tongue
I like it when someone is tongue punching my asshole.
by Pharmchix September 17, 2017
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wolf tongue

She seems like a girl that would have a wolf tongue
by Blubber blabber January 29, 2015
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Brown Tongue

To gain favour with ones superior.
Anthony: Hey Fuge,thats awesome,you are so great man,you are the best,can I just get a little taste of that ring hole?

Fuge: Yeah sure man,I would love you to Brown Tongue the fuck out of my ring hole.

Anthony: would you like a reach around while I get deep in that ring?

Fuge: 100% thats why you my bitch.
by Karntox September 22, 2025
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