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Snake Charmer

When a woman poops while having sex in the doggy style position. The turd slithers out like a snake being charmed by magical music.
Robert is one of the best snake charmers in the land. He had Bridget’s brown snake standing at attention in no time.
by Panda Bear 43 January 2, 2021
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Chasing the Snake

A Polish saying which explains why you walk twice as much going the same distance back from the bar than to the bar.

The staggering S pattern across the street is akin to chasing a snake, which slithers left and right.
"Woytek took 45 minutes coming home yesterday."
"What? But he lives down the road!"
"Yes, but he was chasing the snake."
by Dutchtica July 2, 2015
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bum snake

A phase of many uses, but usually means something along the lines of a turd.
Tommy, you bum snake!

or

Ooooh there's a bum snake wriggling it's way out! Better make a trip to the bog!
by YOU ARE! March 6, 2007
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King Snake

A top predator at the top of his game. A King Snake has turned being a snake into an art form. Using his snake like charm to seduce and get what he wants, he cares very little about upsetting others.

A King Snake tends to regard himself low down on the snakey scale. This is all part of a King Snakes weaponry.

The name Rob is synonymous with the term King Snake.
"You know that Rob? He's the King Snake."

"Nobody is safe tonight, the King Snake is out"
by TheArabianPrince June 23, 2018
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Solid Snake

Get a blowjob from a girl outside of her parents house in the deadzone between sensor light
1: Dude, I just got a Solid Snake from my GF
2: Nice!
by Fowly January 4, 2015
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bar snake

A bar snake is one of those guys who never leave the pub and always hit on girls half their age. This can also work for females.
Girl: That guy is such a bar snake

Friend: Yeh what a wanker
by BarSnakeBulldogee May 26, 2017
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loose snake

The act of continuing to have sex after the orgasm. Most commonly acted out with a flaccid penis. (not erect)
"Man! I finished on this girls chest, and then she told be to go back in so I had to loose snake her"!
by Snowy Cunt November 5, 2014
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