Salt

To be toxic in video games, or generally mad at them after losing like a noob.

Dude he is sooooo salty! Wish he could just chill for once.

by kiwi101_ August 5, 2018

Salting the land

The destruction of a womens vagina due to having to much sex

Hey dude I am totally going to reck the girl.
Dude to late she has been salting the land for awhile
Damn on to the next chick

by Saltingyourland July 12, 2010

salts

S - smiled
A - a
L - little
T - then
S - stopped

It was not that funny, but it made me smile a little for a second. It is used when messaging another person.

Text messages
Person 1: look at this funny meme
Person 2: salts

by charlidameliocancelled November 19, 2020

salted

to be cracked out on Adderall for days.

Tyler: I have a test at 8am tomorrow
Kaleigh: Just pop an adderall and pull an all-nigher!
Tyler: Ive literally been salted for days

Tyler: Salted means Adderall...

by madawgyyyyyy August 16, 2016

Salt-and-Pepper Bear

A gay slang term for a heavy-set man with grey (or white) and black hair on their body.

I made out with a salt-and-pepper bear at a gay bar last night because his white and black hair turned me on.

by Ana Siski January 2, 2020

salt merchant

An uncommonly annoying internet troll that exists to spread salt. Often found in online games such as Counter-Strike:GO, LoL, COD, and Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. Salt merchants usually ply their trade through offensive innuendoes and racial/homosexual/religiously charged slurs directed to players on their own team, rather than that of their opponents.

Salt Merchants differ from Salt Gods in that they rarely devolve into simple profanities directed at single players and usually spread to envelope their entire team. Their goal is to trigger as many people as possible. As such, any and all remotely dividing topics are covered in their vitrol.

Salt Merchant: Hitler did nothing wrong except for letting your Jews anscestors give birth to you, you ableist keking shitlord.

Player 1: Fuck off, Salt Merchant!

Salt Merchant: This team is full of autists holy fuck please kill me now.

by Giant Miniature Space Hampster March 5, 2017

Seattle Salt

The behavior exhibited by fans of the Seattle Seahawks after they lose a game. Can be amplified if said fan is empowered by being surrounded by other fans.

Seahawks Fan: "It's bullshit that we lost because of a call that I don't, nevermind when calls go in the Seahawks favor. I want Tennessee to win the Superbowl!"

Non-Seahawks Fan: "Wow. The Seattle Salt is real..."

by BsAlchemy January 12, 2020