lemons

Cave Johnson's least favorite thing life has given him.

I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?

by Kookycookies February 18, 2019

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Knife in Lemon

The greatest tragedy to befall America in recent history

Yo, Knife in Lemon was so sad. Alexa, Play Despacito

by Stephan Roberto September 11, 2018

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When an individual dumps another individual after they have received every possible benefit they could get out of them.

This is a reference to a lemon that gets squeezed every single drop out of it aftrr which it is dumped in the trash can.

Jane got some nice clothing from Joe, a place to stay until she saved up a bit, a new phone, a new car, a great trip to Ibiza. Joe is now poor and Jane abandons him. Poor Joe just became a victim of the squeezed lemon effect.

by Dave Scallywag October 3, 2018

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Lemon teabag

To lemon teabag means for a beautiful lady to receive oral with her partners face under her, as in the common phrase taco dip, similar to to the male form of teabagging. See karma sutra positions 170, 146 and 158 for reference.

Why don't you come over so we can watch some david attenborough documentaries and I can lemon teabag you?

by seaflapflap May 18, 2018

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Lemon cream soda

the frothy, uncomfortable stream of piss that is created by peeing directly after busting a nut

ryan: yo, you ever get a bad case of lemon cream soda?

kyle: yeah, the shit sucks.

by MrStealYoMeme May 18, 2018

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Lemon Season

Lemon Season is a play on the phrase "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" meaning a period of time in which a person takes advantage of good opportunities or tries to make their life or situation better by doing certain things.

Person: I'm starting at the gym today. Going to get huuuuge
Person 2: YEAH MAN LEMON SEASON

by lemonademan1372 May 21, 2018

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