Cop: where’d the car go? I can’t see it. He’s doing dry cleaning. Huh? To do counter surveillance If someone is watching you when you’re driving. Taking evasive actions.
by B-rizzle July 5, 2025
Get the Dry cleaningmug. i knew shed only done the back alley steam clean when it smelled like dirty creamer and tasted like diseased spunk.
by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023
Get the Back alley steam cleanmug. When you flip your shirt inside out to hide stains or other dirtiness in order to continue wearing the same, but now "clean" shirt.
Guy 1: Lets go pick up chicks.
Guy 2: I would but I got no clean shirts.
Guy 1: Just clean flip that one.
Guy 2: I would but I got no clean shirts.
Guy 1: Just clean flip that one.
by Ryan_Robotz July 14, 2011
Get the Clean Flipmug. by tartagliasjuicyballs March 27, 2022
Get the clean bed sheetsmug. by RyanHall December 21, 2023
Get the Christmas cleaningmug. Josh cleaning consists of many things besides the action Verb: “cleaning”
Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.
Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”
Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.
It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.
Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”
Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.
It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Example in a sentence: Sorry I can’t hangout tonight boys; I gotta josh clean this weekend.
Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.
Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.
by Ram Ranch Supervisor March 8, 2024
Get the josh cleaningmug. by i love bbc and men ! October 23, 2023
Get the Gehan water clean manmug.