Jake Kirby

Has the best white-boy magic around. He has the best 6-pack you've ever seen. He's good at beating ass. His penis is insanely huge and he often goes by the

nickname "Almost 9". His smile makes any girl melt. He has a genuine heart and is hilarious. He has the best singing voice, ever. He's an amazing friend.

"Did you see him?! He looked so hot."
"He's no Jake Kirby!"

by Danizzle;FoShizzle July 27, 2009

Jake-baw

Scottish supporter of Celtic FC who prays too God that they will wake up one day and be Irish. They are out spoken in the issue of Irish Republicanism - when infact know nothing about it except form maybe ''Up the RA'' and ''fuck the queen'' ect. If said supporters spent more time looking for jobs and less time using drugs and stealing metal dust caps from cars to take to the scrappy Scotland would be a far better place to live.

A Celtic fan may say - Am a pure Jake-baw by the way want tae help me oot n buy these 6 dusties? ... Naw? yeh goat a fag oan yeh then?

by GSTQ December 20, 2009

A Jake the snake

A Jake the snake is a handsome young boy who all the girls love and the boys are jealous of

Danae: did you see that guy!

Alina: yeah he's such a Jake the snake!

by Mike the bastard March 13, 2022

Jake paul

Dick head

hit Deji once or twice idk

hate jake paul

by xxxbotslayer22xxx May 13, 2019

Jake Paul

Slang for the word Cancer

Woah, I have Jake Paul

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022

Jake Paul

Dumb guy who thinks his raps are cool 😎 .Plus he shows of his Lamborghini & his Tesla

Best definition of Noob Paul

Jake Paul: Omfg u, no haz lambo liek me and me haz da tesla 😎

Logan Paul: Screw u dumb cunt.

by ¥/\|\||<E3 January 20, 2018

Jake Griffin

A man in a show known as The 100 who was floated (AKA executed by being launched into space), for a very dumb reason, trying to leak important information. His daughter who had a good father-daughter relationship with him, has flashbacks about him in the first season. At one point, his daughter goes off on her mom when her mom says "Your father would be so proud of you" after she finds out (SPOILER)

Someone: I am going to watch "The 100", my friend recommended it to me.
After the third episode of the first season:
Someone: Bruh wtf this man (Jake Griffin), was floated (AKA executed by being launched into space) for a very stupid reason. One more thing: (SPOILER)

by Avocado2004 March 15, 2021