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Thanksgiving Surprise

the act of eating about 10 pounds of raw horse manure, and then shitting it out into your cats litterbox. Mix it with whatever the hell else is in one of those things, add horse testicles, donkey sperm and 6 fluid ounces of breast milk from a female bison. Stir with a dildo you got from that dirty hooker.

Put it all into a blender. it should end up looking like blueish orange and it should be mushy but solid when heated. And crunchy

Wait until Thanksgiving and put it inside the Turkey for Thanksgiving Feast. let your family suck it down and when they complement it on how delicioso it be, tell them what the ingrediants are watch them all throw it all back up on your table.

Collect their throw-up, and save and serve next thanksgiving
Miranda: "Hey man what did you do for thanksgiving this year?"
Myself: "I gave my family the Thanksgiving Surprise"

Miranda: "Nice!" *High Fives and leads to very intimate intercourse*
by IEatChildrenForBreakfast April 10, 2011
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thanksforasking

A sarcastic word to be used when someone forgets to ask how you are.
Girlfriend: OHAI! How are you?

Boyfriend: Hey, I'm real good!

Girlfriend: So am I, thanksforasking.
by I'm a little skinny lover... November 16, 2010
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wow thanks i'm cured

A sarcastic phrase used after receiving inappropriate or over-simplified health advice. Also a large community of internet trolls who shoot down any and all health advice that doesn't include a psychiatrist or a pill, and worship big pharma with outdated psychiatric models of "chemical imbalances".
Motivational poster: Exercise can help make people happy!

Troll: Oh really? Just exercise? That's all I need to do for my serious clinical depression? Why didn't I think of that? Wow thanks I'm cured!! Why don't I just throw away my Prozac pills and see how much serotinin I get from a fucking nature walk.
by Tesseramous February 14, 2020
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Thanks Guys

Something a dumb ass will say when leaving a store, place of work, or any place where there is only ONE PERSON around that they are talking to.

loser dumb ass dumb response No ability to count mouth breather stupid response
Joe pays the cashier and says as he walks out, "Thanks guys".

Becky looks around and says, "Guys? I'm the only one standing here. What a dumb ass."
by Retail Worker31 May 26, 2018
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Man Thanks

The reciprication of felatio upon the male genitalier.

To thank a man in a way only a women (or man) could.
"You did well Bernard, you shall receive man thanks later"

"I do love man thanks in the summer"

"Suzy, I do believe I need to be thanked"
by NightScythe March 9, 2010
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Thanksgiving Delight

A sexual act in which one person stands over a woman in a 69 position and simultaneously vomits into the vaginal cavity and defecates into her mouth.
After Thanksgiving dinner, I stuffed all of my girlfriend's holes like she was a turkey. Now that's what I call a Thanksgiving Delight!
by SantosL_Halper October 27, 2008
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Thanasis

the "thanasis" disease named after the most retarded person to ever live on this planet is deadlier than canser
-Mom look at the old man
-Don't look at him sweetie he's diagnosed with thanasis
by Gay politician August 12, 2018
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