shit tap

The anus.

Harvey: Hey John, take the wife anywhere nice recently?

John: As a matter of fact yes, right up her shit tap.

Harvey: Respect.

by amscray September 11, 2011

Tant Tap

Dropping your pants and pushing your tant onto someone that is passed out at a party.

Bobby just passed out on the couch get a video of my Tant Tapping him.

by JonVan January 18, 2015

Self-Tapping Screw

When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.

My Girlfriend insisted that she be allowed to perform a “self-tapping screw” on me.

by Dick-balls MaGee March 21, 2021

tapped and zapped

When someone receives a blowjob and is unable to see straight afterward.

"She sucked my dick and after I came I fell asleep. I was tapped and zapped."

by dreadvimfantail August 01, 2022

I Tapped Reginald Telmo Valdez Three Times!

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Person 343: I Tapped Reginald Telmo Valdez Three Times!

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

hot tap

A tap from which you can get boiling water.

"You homey, I just made a cup of tea using the hot tap. Word."

by DICK NIBSON October 16, 2017

Tennessee Tapping Bear

Mysterious bear, similar to a black bear, that sneaks up on unsuspecting children and taps their shoulder before quickly disappearing. Rumor has it that if there is nowhere for them to hide, they can vanish into thin air.

The Tennessee tapping bear tapped my shoulder.

by Trizzlegrizzle April 26, 2021