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Touch And Tank

A rise in value to new high-water marks; followed by a precipitous drop.
$TSLA hit $325 today. My financial advisor told me to sell all my shares saying "This is a classic touch and tank, TSLA is way overbought and will crash soon once fundamental traders get a hold"
by BillyGoat18 August 2, 2017
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The Tank

A heaven-sent, reservoir of water used to quench the thirst of even the heaviest of stoners.
"Hey man pass the Tank, I chiefed that stizz way too much."
by lostipos.305.stoner October 14, 2022
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Tank-faced

Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.
Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"

Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
by H4MM3R December 28, 2008
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tank

tank is super duper cool. he has fun animations and is super nice to his friends. he is supportive and kind
oh wow you are being such an tank today! rock on!”
by slaughteredhorse June 24, 2021
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Tank

Another word for weed. The slang keeps any non-users from knowing that you are talking about.
Yo, you got some tank? I’m trying to get gassed up
by tittylicious June 2, 2020
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Shart Tank

A conference room inhabited by substandard corporate executives. Etymology: Shark Tank
“The executive team is stinking up the shart tank to review quarterly results.”

“Back to the shart tank to give a marketing presentation.”
by Wordy Word February 27, 2021
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Tessa the tank engine

Person 1 " DAMN THATS A BIG BITCH"
Person 2 "SHES LIKE A TANK"
Person 1 "GOTTA BE TESSA THE TANK ENGINE"
by you got high with me enin February 14, 2023
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