take a goodell

Named in honor of NFL Head Roger Goodell. To shit. Defecate. Lay cable. To move one's bowels, specifically on a Sunday from September thru January as a form of protest for how poorly he has managed the league, mishandled miscreant players and bungled other protests, player and team misconduct.

" I ate so much yesterday at the BBQ, I can't wait to take a Goodell for the 1 O'Clock kickoff!

"Yeah Dude! And loading up on the corn was a nice touch too!"

by Freakie14 October 3, 2017

takes a pillage

What was needed by Bush and his cohorts in order to remove all of the booty from everyone before he left office.

I takes a pillage to show the Americans what happens when they give me low ratings.

by Deborah June December 22, 2008

take it lite

To take things sportingly.

Take it lite, buddy !

by Amitas77 March 5, 2008

Take it to the grave

Something that u shouldn’t have said and should’ve just took it to the grave

John :“I like my cousin”
Chris : should’ve take it to the grave we didn’t have to hear that

by The Real Christian E. June 23, 2022

Taking it to the lake

Taking a joke beyond its limits.
AKA- Ruining Jokes

Did you hear about bob? He got shot (enters a guy who repeats the same thing)
dude your taking it to the lake...

by Hubba Tubba December 18, 2012

Take a fade

To fade from sight. Fade away. Leave.

I'm going take a fade, that robs me of my peace of mind.

by Alwaysbridesmaid... January 15, 2020

taking the shaker

Going out and getting drunk. Partying, whilst intoxicated due to alcohol consumption.

She was out taking the shaker last night.
Do you want to come taking the shaker tonight?

by Shaker87 May 23, 2007