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take a goodell

Named in honor of NFL Head Roger Goodell. To shit. Defecate. Lay cable. To move one's bowels, specifically on a Sunday from September thru January as a form of protest for how poorly he has managed the league, mishandled miscreant players and bungled other protests, player and team misconduct.
" I ate so much yesterday at the BBQ, I can't wait to take a Goodell for the 1 O'Clock kickoff!

"Yeah Dude! And loading up on the corn was a nice touch too!"
by Freakie14 October 3, 2017
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Take a scroll

Used in group chats on social media when someone asks a question about arrangements that have been discussed earlier
Dave: Hey, so what are the plans for tomorrow night?
Tom: Take a scroll
by Roo_12 June 25, 2015
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taking love

Rape. If sex is making love then rape is taking love.
Harvey Weinstein is accused of taking love from a number of A-list celebrities.
by Doc Bliss October 13, 2017
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Taking it South

A term for pouting about something said to you.

Another slang variation for taking something personally or "to the butt" as some call it.
"All I said was you were a sucky player. You don't have to be taking it south like that."
by Nicholas Tetrault May 5, 2007
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taking the shaker

Going out and getting drunk. Partying, whilst intoxicated due to alcohol consumption.
She was out taking the shaker last night.
Do you want to come taking the shaker tonight?
by Shaker87 May 23, 2007
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Take a fade

To fade from sight. Fade away. Leave.
I'm going take a fade, that robs me of my peace of mind.
by Alwaysbridesmaid... January 15, 2020
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Hot take

I see the top defininition as an opinion likely to cause contraversy or uproar.

That’s false. A hot take is an opinion or prediction that is far dofferent than what has always believed or knoqn, but becomes widely debated, discussed, and talked about, and that opinion or prediction after much talk becomes more divided than it was at first, but more people agreed to it than who strongly disagreed to if at first.

It is a take that people would be all against at first, but would see why they would be for it after talking about.

Really it’s a take worth talking about or thinking about, not a take with uproar or contraversy like the top definition is.
“My grandma made a hot take that all the jews should die”

Oh that’s not a hot take, that is a take that actually is not worth debating about. There is no need to discuss that, because we are all agianst it.”

Well then give me an example of a hot take”

“In college, it is always best to do all your homework and studyinv on weekends so you don’t have to do it on week days”

“Actually, I never thought about that, you really do have a point. I’m gooing to have yo think about that
by Gdhgv November 2, 2023
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