A person who hordes weed or smokes huge amounts not to get high but just for the sake of consuming it
"Hey this joint is almost halfway done you should roll another"
"Dude stop being such a weed goblin its not gonna walk away"
"Dude stop being such a weed goblin its not gonna walk away"
by Jack.ingoff January 06, 2022
by bdm 71715 September 07, 2015
A term defining the act of yanking your hella fucking erect cock while under the influence of that sticky-icky weed.
JACOB: (as if talking to a long time friend) Okay. I'll see you later. I've got to get my daily wack-weeding session in.
KYLE: (awakes in a dazed cold swear) Who are you? How did you get into our house?
KATIE: (pleas of a broken woman) Please leave! Get out!
JORDAN: (catatonic) I'm in the wrong dimension.
KYLE: (awakes in a dazed cold swear) Who are you? How did you get into our house?
KATIE: (pleas of a broken woman) Please leave! Get out!
JORDAN: (catatonic) I'm in the wrong dimension.
by Absurdividend November 22, 2018
by That guy jo May 28, 2023
i just met an amazing guy online. i had to go through a lot of creep weeding to find him, but i finally did.
by lilyofthevalley22 June 18, 2012
Damn homie, that spooky weed really did it to me, I was tripping balls and hit her with the shocker✌️👆.
by Smoker Bruce October 20, 2017