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Keyboard Warrior

A total fuckass who sits in their mom's basement all day with pride and l'manburg flags on the wall replying to people who actually have a brain to kill themselves or leaking their home address because they said or did something that was slightly offensive to them.

These people are often furries/zoophiles, gun grabbers, leftists, bronies, sneako fans, ssniperwolf fans, lgbtqlgtvblm+++++, and shippers.
Steve: Hey look in that basement window, it's a keyboard warrior.

Khaila: She's rapidly typing a 10 paragraph arguement laced with racial insults. Do we do anything about it?

Steve: No, she will be absolutely destroyed by same people with well put together arguements.
by sleepymf November 3, 2023
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Comedy Guardian Warrior

A person who pushes their political agenda behind the thin, see-through guise of "comedy". Always someone doing a routine from a middle school lunch table based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. thinking they're Carlin. 100% of the time someone who's cried about jokes directed at straight/white/men. 100% of the time someone who says "Keep politics out of entertainment" to censor people.
"Tommy doesn't have anything to defend his garbage ideas other than Don't be offended, it's just jokes. CGW ass."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025
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One handed warrior

When someone masturbates / a very active masturbate-er
I saw Phil the other day in his closet pulling a one handed warrior to your sister.
by that other OTHER guy September 1, 2015
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warrior mom

A mother of an autistic child who lives vicariously through her child's autism and it is pretty much her only personality trait. A majority of them are anti-vaxers because they believe vaccines cause autism, they blame all problems on their child's autism and are constantly using their child as a way to gain sympathy from others and believe they are entitled because of having an autistic child.
As someone who is on the autism spectrum warrior moms piss me off.
by glitzgirl March 19, 2022
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Prayer Warriors

A prayer warrior is someone who is deeply committed to prayer, often interceding on behalf of others, their community, or specific causes. Prayer warriors are seen as spiritual advocates who rely on faith and prayer to seek divine intervention, guidance, protection, or blessings. They are often characterized by their steadfast dedication, persistence, and belief in the power of prayer to effect change in both spiritual and earthly matters. The term is commonly used in Christian communities but can be applied broadly to individuals who focus intensely on prayer within their faith traditions.
“The dedicated prayer warriors, fast and prayed in order to intercede for friends and family in their times of need”.
by SeaWhyWinters_5 June 18, 2025
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Poop Warrior

Someone who considers themself as the butt of jokes.
Guy 1: I feel bad for Guy 3, they’re like a Poop Warrior. I hope they feel better about themself soon.
Guy 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about
Guy 3: MY LIFE FOR YOU, DISARRANGED!!
by Jekesma May 15, 2025
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Gender Warrior

If an individual is active in the current internet gender war (tensions typically between men and women online), they are a gender warrior.
"I hate men."
"All women are the same."
Shut up! Damn gender warriors stinkin' up the place...
by Afro-Chan August 28, 2023
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