lemons

Cave Johnson's least favorite thing life has given him.

I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?

by Kookycookies February 18, 2019

Knife in Lemon

The greatest tragedy to befall America in recent history

Yo, Knife in Lemon was so sad. Alexa, Play Despacito

by Stephan Roberto September 11, 2018

squeezed lemon effect

When an individual dumps another individual after they have received every possible benefit they could get out of them.

This is a reference to a lemon that gets squeezed every single drop out of it aftrr which it is dumped in the trash can.

Jane got some nice clothing from Joe, a place to stay until she saved up a bit, a new phone, a new car, a great trip to Ibiza. Joe is now poor and Jane abandons him. Poor Joe just became a victim of the squeezed lemon effect.

by Dave Scallywag October 3, 2018

lemon-lime pop

just that soda/pop/cola that tastes like lemons and limes. also can be used to calm upset stomachs.

bartender:you look a lil green want some lemon-lime pop?

by Stylrfetish101 May 28, 2018

One-sided Lemon

A sexual act in which an individual places a half of a lemon on the receiving partner’s anus. The giver of the Lemon squeezes and twists the lemon until the recipient experiences a very painful but also profound burning sensation within the anus and rectum. Afterwards the person on the giving end sticks his/her tongue deep within the anus of the recipient and slurps up accumulated lemon juice, aka the “lemonade”

Maddi wanted to do a one-sided lemon with Eliza, but they only had oranges and grapefruits.

by Madsux May 29, 2018

Driving over that lemon

Continually hitting an obstacle or problem.

"I have been driving over that lemon over and over again

by Two Flashes May 29, 2018

Brotherhood of Lemon

A group of three guys who think they are variated citrus fruits,
who go around killing kids in video games and yelling dumb one-liners at them.
They mostly play minecraft and other dumb games.

8 yr old kid: "We got a brotherhood of Lemon on our hands!"
Other 8 yr old kid: "We already lost then"

by DaddyTheMaster May 2, 2018