The act of putting a metal spoon over a fire until it glows red then either putting it in/on a girls vagina, anus, or nipples. Its like a sunrise because the spoon dislike the hot sun, and it wakes up whoever you touch it with.
by phat stank in the bum August 31, 2016
A small town that sits along the Neches River in East Texas. No one in the town has an education higher than the 4th grade and pursues careers as laborers and helpers in the setx refineries, drug dealers and career criminals. Some claim this small town is Gods country but in reality the place is the shithole of Texas. It consists of nothing but a nasty paper mill, pine trees, incest and meth.
by Texas Royalty March 16, 2020
When a worse hand in Texas Hold'Em - pre flop, flop and turn beats your hand on the river. Usually these players are very average and get lucky at the river. They often find it hard to tie their shoe laces and believe they are fantastic players after they win off a Donkey hand. These people should be banned from the game which will be a big improvement to a great game.
Scotty Nguyen said on his show " There is nothing you can do when someone Texas Donkeys you... I myself have Donky'ed many a good player"
by Roflatscottyscomment April 22, 2010
What every other state calls a "BBQ" we Texans call a picnic. This has lead to much confusion and mouth watering for Texans unfortunately outside their state who are traveling to a so-called BBQ. The usual menu at such a "BBQ" is hotdogs and burgers.
Apparently anything that's put on a grill suddenly becomes "BBQ."
Apparently anything that's put on a grill suddenly becomes "BBQ."
I was invited to a BBQ in california. I showed up expecting sausage, brisket, tasty things.
Turns out it was a texas picnic. I got veggie burgers, hotdogs, and normal burgers.
QQ.
Turns out it was a texas picnic. I got veggie burgers, hotdogs, and normal burgers.
QQ.
by MightBeATexan August 03, 2010
A group sex act where 3 dudes helicopter their dick around like twister around the female participant before starting intercoarse with her.
by big-gator May 06, 2021
When I used my friends bathroom, to my amazement I picked up the soap to find a large Texas tumbleweed on it
by Bootyman November 10, 2014
Woman: "I don't want this child inside me anymore, could you give me a Texas Abortion?"
Man: "Let me get my shovel..."
Man: "Let me get my shovel..."
by AncientOfDays December 05, 2008