Tank

1. A socially awkward person who is very inarticulate.
2. A garden tool.

Thomas Oresik wanted to ask out a guy who he thought was really hot, but he was too much of a tank.

by Noodlez3456 May 25, 2010

Tanke

A mythical Bosnian creature related to the Karakondjula. Is known as a retard that has very bad sense of humor. talks thetalk but doesn't walk the walk

Look at that dumb fuck he is like a Tanke

by Aleksandar Karadjordjevich September 23, 2022

septic tank deep dive

A rather literal term referring to the action of deep diving in a common household underground storage tank containing fecal matter.
The use of this term is a great term to use to insult someone!
(see below)

Joey - Screw you Curtis, why don't you go for a septic tank deep dive you ass!
Curtis - I have chlamydia.

Milton - What do you do for work Henry?
Henry - I go for septic tank deep dives in peoples front yards!

by Jimbob Curtis The Thirdteenth April 12, 2022

ass-tanking

ass-tanking is when you put your index finger in your crack, just like you do at the gas station with gasoline gun. then, you keep it there until the finger is "ripe" and ready. after you smell it. the longer you tank, the more enjoyable it is.

ass-tanking is a nice, free hobby.

by dr. Raymond December 2, 2017

Tanking

The action of holding two beers in one hand.

Every time I see Webb he's tanking

by Willt987 March 27, 2015

Tank

the best song ever from nmixx

1: stream tank by nmixx
2: ok
1: go.od

by l1noo April 14, 2022

snozzle tank

A snozzle tank is a metal or fiberglass tank used to hold and store liquids.

I need to order 5 snozzle tanks for this years winapalooza.

by Trucker Billy Bob November 28, 2016