t-boner day

first day of spring which a man gets a t-bone steak and a blow job

march 20 2010 is t-boner day

by bobber69 March 20, 2010

Don't bring a gun to a snowball fight!

Phase used when someone grossly overreacts to small situation or minor annoyance.

Origin: Dec 09 in D.C during a snowball fight a group of people threw snowballs at a passing Hummer, the angry driver, an off-duty detective, got out of his metal machine brandishing a hand gun, looking for the cultrits.

A crowd soon gathered and began to chant "You don't bring a gun to a snowball fight" over and over.

"Dude if you keep using up all my deodarant i swear i'll burn your house down."

"Woah man, don't bring a gun to a snowball fight!"

by Chillest December 23, 2009

Doesn't burn down villages

'Doesn't burn down villages' is a term originating from popular video game 'Skyrim' when a character from the game states that "legends don't burn down villages". Therefore if someone 'Doesn't burn down villages' then they are in fact a legend.

EXAMPLE 1:
Charlie: Hey look it's Mr. Roberts!
Isaac: That guy is such a legend
Charlie: Yeah he doesn't burn down villages

EXAMPLE 2:
Charlie: Look, Jason Statham, that really cool badass bald guy from the Transporter series that everyone bones over
Isaac: Yeah, he doesn't burn down villages

by Frodoor December 26, 2014

t bone

the meatiest cut of your manhood

I gave her the deep t bone last night.

by ez October 1, 2004

t-bag

The coolest character on the show "Prison Break".
Never has watching a pedophile been more fun.

Did ya see Prison Break yesterday? T-Bag found a hole.

by Kitty Pride. April 25, 2006

t baged

the act of putting your balls in someones mouth

Kid 1 "yo I just t baged Chris Tracy and he woke up and broke my fingers"

Kid 2 "sucks..."

by gifford700 June 16, 2007