Swamp ass

The term used for when your ass starts to sweat intensely. Swamp ass is a living nightmare. It makes your ass smell like you just sharted. It's gross, and is a reason to wipe your ass like you wipe your floors.

"Sat down with swamp ass for the entire day. Now every seat I sat on smells horrible."
"I feel you, man. I had a hot girl next to me once. Needless to say, swamp ass ruined everything."

by Pango456 April 30, 2019

swamp ass

When you go swimming and you can't change out of your swimwear right away.

Aw man, I've got swamp ass.

by shanehole April 02, 2016

Swamp ass

When your butt is like in a pool of sweat or is very sweaty

My crush gave me swamp ass

by Cartoontvnetwork January 08, 2019

Swamp Ass

When your ass sweats so much it becomes a viable option for Shrek to relocate to.

"Did you see his swamp ass?"
"No."
"He had swamp ass, and I want to eat it."

by 4rri July 16, 2019

Swamp ass

A person who suffers from sweating form the buttocks due to playing a video game form 4am till 10pm

Damn Zay when you stood up all i saw was swamp ass from your bean bag and your ass.

by Avery Married September 22, 2020

Swamp stepping

The act of walking slow and laboured

"trench foot got me swamp stepping"

by Jeff the snowman July 23, 2022

swamp picnic

a computer or computer software package that has many faults, issues or bugs. If you have a picnic in the swamp it will attract alot of bugs.

That install in St. Louis was a real swamp picnic. The system crashed so many times we finally gave up!

by videix September 07, 2009