Swamp Donkey

Country boy's dirty, smelly automobile resembling a swamp creature.

Whoa that truck is a big ole swamp donkey dirt pit cess pool foul

by Mellyaura May 10, 2018

Swamp

The sweaty male taint. The area between the asshole and the balls.

dude I can smell your swamp from here

by runner9797979707 May 15, 2018

swamp potty

When your using a mildly dirty and smelly portable toilet on a super hot day and your pooping in there while your and sweating a lot like a dirty dog on a summers day and your thinking to yourself “oh man what I would do to take a shit in an air conditioned bathroom”.

Jheez, Vincent came outta that potable like he just had a swamp potty.

by Dannie Desantie April 17, 2021

swamp gremlin

A womxn who purposely dresses in a way that down plays her physical appearance to deter men from approaching. Typically a dirty or disheveled aesthetic.

I’m going out looking like a swamp gremlin.

by SwampGremlinSupreme May 12, 2023

Swamp bacon

Swamp bacon is a type of salt-cured meat. Swamp bacon is prepared from several different cuts of meat, typically from the belly or back cuts from rodents of unusual size. It is considered a delicacy by those unfortunate enough to reside in a swamp and have little to no access to proper bacon, and is generally considered superior to having no bacon at all.

Dude just ate a whole plate of swamp bacon, and now is having a nap.

by McGarric August 6, 2019

swamp texan

A person born in Texas and raised in East Texas north of Victoria.

Hey Tex, are you a cowboy?
No I'm from Lufkin. I'm a swamp Texan.

by Buckinhorse6 April 28, 2017

Swamp Donkey

A Woman who poses as a Friend but has no Idea how to be one. not very attractive, Homley, in manner of appearance and dress. Relates better to animals than human, usually posses for too many of them. Can be found living in her car or a friend of friends houses who have taken them in due to pitty. This is nomal for the animals and they will use your furniture as a cat scrach, care of their cat box is limited to brief moments of sobriety and your once clean home now will smell like a cat box WARNING IF you find your self in this position immediately contac the original person who introduced you and seek their assistance in immediate removal as it will take them and local law enforcement to do this , this person usually has an exaggerated level of confidence of self-worth ask for character references from people who have known her her whole life anything under 2 years doesn't qualify as a friend. Do not loan money to or assign yourself responsibility for any aspect of her existence and she does not pay her bills. She will steal from you and she cannot be left unattended in your home, enjoys going to thrift stores and will steal from these kinds of establishments. She accuses everyone around her for things that she has done has no domestication skills whatsoever , elderly posing as a healthcare worker and or animal groomer fails to possess any documentation or certification from any accredited school of nursing or health care. D

The dating Pool and friendship pool is at an all-time low you never told me she was a Swamp Donkey.

by brooksgirls3 March 8, 2024