john glover smith

loves cars and top gear

john glover smith you are a conservative

by derekk glasses April 27, 2022

Connor James Morris Smith

The best boyfriend a girl could ask for

"Connor James Morris Smith is the best racist I know."

by YourAverageWamen December 2, 2022

I am not Willing to Smith

When a man does not want to be in a relationship with a whore, who only is happy after she has fucked somebody else and destroyed lives of other people.

P1: Hey man, that Jessica is hot, huh?
P2: Yeah, but I heard she sleeps around, and I am not Willing to Smith.

by vaniukas July 16, 2020

Mr. Shmitten

noun. (Mist-er Shmit-ten). A large stuffed whale with a sketchy past. He is long and white and is now a P.B.B. (Professional Bedtime Buddy). He is loyal to his owner but does not get wet often; Maybe once every three months.

Oh my gosh Joey! Mr. Shmitten is huge!

by LolaLilaPola May 18, 2011

Jedi, Sock, and Smith

A group of three guys that are assumingly gay (though its just a stupid rumour)

Hey, do you know Jedi, Sock, and Smith?

Yeah, theyre gay.

by bonbonbunny05 March 27, 2020

Alan Smith

A beautiful sexy person. Many underestimate him and the effect he can have on peoples lives. Makes people laugh and smile alot and brightens up peoples lives. Not much you can saw about him as he is just so awesome. A real hit with the ladies

I wanna find the perfect boyfriend..
Oh, you better find yourself an ALAN SMITH.

by 123qwe.AS December 10, 2010