slurp and sludge

When you just feel like sludging

“Holy shit man you know what I want to do? I wanna slurp and sludge so much right now”

by DropsByWil February 4, 2023

as a science student

When your dad is raging because you can't fix something yet you are studying science at university. Can also be said as "as a shtienshe shtudent"

Beta, as a science student, you should know: Insert text here

by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

Petrie Willink as Dutch Student

Petrie's the Dutch Student, learning the ropes of the atomic age, a fresh face in a world of giants.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's that Dutch Student in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Petrie Willink as Dutch Student in Oppenheimer, fresh on the atomic scene dude!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023

Double sided floople sludge

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.

Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”

by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 2, 2023

Ichs_teachers_and_students

The best ICHS Instagram page

My favorite Instagram page is ichs_teachers_and_students

by Ichs_t&s November 20, 2023

Hard Problem of Controlled Studies

The problem of external validity (the "lab vs. world" gap). Controlled studies, especially randomized controlled trials (RCTs), are the gold standard for establishing causality. But to achieve control, you must isolate variables in an artificial, simplified environment. The hard problem is that this very act of control often strips away the real-world context, complexity, and interactions that determine how a treatment or phenomenon actually functions in the wild. What works perfectly in a double-blind RCT might fail or cause harm in a messy society because people aren't lab rats and the world isn't a sterile cage.

Example: A prestigious RCT proves a new antidepressant is highly effective. But the study excluded people with substance abuse issues, chronic pain, or more than two other medications—a large portion of real-world patients. When prescribed widely, the drug shows severe side effects and lower efficacy because it interacts with dozens of variables absent from the lab. The hard problem: The more perfectly you control a study to prove internal causality, the less it can tell you about external applicability. The quest for purity in evidence can render the evidence irrelevant to complex reality. Hard Problem of Controlled Studies.

by Enkigal January 24, 2026

Hard Problem of Controlled Studies

The inherent and often crippling limitation of the gold-standard scientific method—the randomized, double-blind, placebo-controlled trial—when applied to phenomena that are deeply subjective, context-dependent, or allegedly non-physical. The "hard problem" is that the very act of imposing strict laboratory controls can destroy or mask the effect being studied. For instance, the healing intention in energy work may require practitioner-patient rapport, or a psychic's ability might rely on a specific, non-reproducible emotional state. Insisting on sterile, repeatable conditions for everything creates a methodological catch-22: if it can't be measured under our controls, we declare it doesn't exist, but the controls themselves may be the reason it vanishes. This problem exposes the boundary of where the scientific method, brilliant for studying objective, repeatable processes, may become a Procrustean bed for studying consciousness, meaning, or anomalous human experience.

Example: "The university's parapsychology lab kept getting null results for remote viewing. The Hard Problem of Controlled Studies hit when a gifted subject quit, saying, 'You've turned a spiritual connection into a boring spreadsheet task. My 'talent' requires mystery and meaning, not you staring at a clock in a beige room.' The control was the killer."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026