Strawberry McSquezzy Dezzy

A cocktail made with tequila, orange juice, grenadine, and a splash of period blood with a cherry rim(cherries all around the rim)

Hey Michelle, you wanna try the Strawberry McSquezzy Dezzy? Since you're on your period, it might cancel it out!

Thanks Anne, but I had one this morning

by COPA7 November 5, 2022

strawberries

almas pussy

i put my cream in those strawberries

by pumpkin spice6 October 10, 2018

Strawberry Cheesecake

When a gentleman -blams!- inside a menstruating woman and subsequently cleans up after himself.

"Dude, did you hear Ceci likes getting strawberry cheesecakes?"
"No way?? I could have sworn she was totally vanilla."

by Cranky Copter January 3, 2017

strawberry cookie

a cookie dressed in some strawberry crap that shouldn't exist

person 1:strawberry cookie will die

strawberry cookie SUCKS

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

Strawberry Shortsnake

The thin, long, straggling piece of bloodied stool that hangs from your anus after a long night of guilt stricken diarrhea.

Damn, that bitch got strawberry shortsnake!

by Brian Wilson (the Beach Boys) June 26, 2022

strawberry

A sunburnt prostitute.

I sucked on a strawberry and it was sweet AF.

by juxtapositioned June 16, 2018

Strawberry Yoo-hoo

When she screw on the rag goes anal too vagina then to mouth.

She let him mix her strawberry yoo-hoo on there first date. What a freak.

by Philbo satterbama September 26, 2022