After the male's semen is in either vagina/butthole, you sqeeze the sides together so that the semen seals up the vagina or butthole. Hold until semen is dryed up, this will end up sticking to eachother shut.
by Da 808 Skater April 30, 2010
Get the Score and Slip technique mug.The act of faking an injury in an athletic competition in which your team is losing by a lot so you don't have to play anymore.
Dad: I'm sorry your basketball game turned out so bad. But did you see the way Mary collapsed in the middle of the floor? It was an Academy Award-winning slow motion fall. Eyes rolled up to the ceiling with a slow spin to the floor. No one touched her!
Daughter: I know. Scoreboard injury. She had to lay there for a while to make it look good.
Dad: Well, at least the other girls on the team who care about playing got playing time.
Daughter: I know. Scoreboard injury. She had to lay there for a while to make it look good.
Dad: Well, at least the other girls on the team who care about playing got playing time.
by Soon 2. B. Unemployed January 1, 2012
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to feel if as you have lost all brain power and devolved into some sort of primate subhuman hybrid after watching reality television for an extended amount of time.
I collapsed like a lubed up combination ladder in my bedroom after being j-shored by the reality show marathon i could not pull myself away from today.
by provider44 January 16, 2010
Get the j-shored mug.Neil: Someone's house is probably on fire, all I can think about is how that wood fire smells nice. No one's got their chimney going so it's got to be a house fire. I love the smell of arson right before I go to sleep.
Kyle: Where are the marshmallows??
Neil: mmm smores made from the misery of those that lost their home are the BEST.
Kyle: Yeah man, you mean Phoenix Smores!
Kyle: Where are the marshmallows??
Neil: mmm smores made from the misery of those that lost their home are the BEST.
Kyle: Yeah man, you mean Phoenix Smores!
by doublefacepalm October 14, 2010
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Jeffery loves a nice steamy Grundle Smore compliments of Fred and Larry.
FUCK! That was one tasty Grundle Smore.
FUCK! That was one tasty Grundle Smore.
by Colonel Rumple Foreskin April 9, 2011
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by RiceCake August 29, 2012
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