Statesville

An increasingly dynamic city that is starting to overflow with Colombians whom we have to smile at everyday. Where mostly everyone is cheap and one actually meets the socially accepted wealthy white person who steals. The high school's library at one point was home to a counterfeit bill industry and the place where I saw my first triple rainbow and not because of drugs people, which there is an abundance of. Student activities also include throwing eggs at hobos living in tents under the bridges or anything else that seems to be in their way and to an extent but not limited to skinny dipping in random, apartment and hotel pools. A place where ghost hunters find pleasure in finding abandon buildings such as the old abandoned hospital, hotels, houses you name it. Where bonfires, and fireworks are restricted within city limits but occur regardless every now and then. Statesville is also home to huge old houses, ugly dogs, and crazy obsessed, scary video game geeks that work at Game Stop. Yes, Statesville has a country club but it also has a sketchy ass gentleman's club creeping with syphilis infected hoes. Nonetheless, despite all the negative aspects about Shitsville/S-ville I will say that this "city" breeds incredible creativity so there is hope.

Random ideas among friends who thrive in Statesville: "Let's bake a cake and deliver it at a God forsaken hour!", "Yeah let's try to feed it to a squirrel!!"

by Jon Flug August 22, 2011

United States of America

Everything that's wrong with Western society can be found here: A country filled with ignorant, obese, gun-loving, xenophobic, brainwashed, Christian fools who don't know what freedom means despite shouting it around all day. If you don't believe me take a look at who they just elected as president

I'M FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! FREEDOM FUCK YEAH!

Dude just stfu

by just_a_normal_dude April 1, 2017

state trooper

A humanbeing who, after having accepted a position of authority, turns into a small swine.

"Here I sit, On the pooper
just gave birth to a Maine State Trooper"

by Kaotiks February 17, 2004

Staten Island

The shit hole of NYC. A place that is an embarrassment to the rest of New York and we admittedly want to give it away to New York's bastard son, New jersey. However, not even Jersey wants it. Its only connection to NY is through the Verazzano Bridge which connects Bay Ridge to SI. Most of the people are Rich white guido types like in Bay Ridge but the Brooklyn kids are cooler because they arent from SI. Most of the SI kids pretend they are from Brooklyn because they are embarrassed of it themselves. No one has any reason to ever go to SI.

Gumba Johnny: Yo, where you from?
Staten Island thug: Bay Ridge Brooklyn on Main street dawg!!! hOLLLLAA
Gumba Johnny: That street doesnt exist in Bay ridge, you're from Staten Island arent you?
Staten Island thug: shit! dammit...yeah...

by BKBOY February 4, 2007

Ohio State University

An institution dedicated to producing employees for companies owned by graduates of The University of Michigan.

Being accepted to Ohio State University requires filling out an application.

by Chito Sanchez September 14, 2007

staten island

a place where about 15 people out of the entire population think. kids in staten iland all look the same and if you have an above 50 average people think you're a nerd. even if you are 400 pounds and are the ugliest kid ever you will get as many girls as you want if you 1. spike your hair 2. where a northface jacket 3. are italian 4. are stupid 5. wax your eyebrows. everyone thinks they are in the mafia and thinks they are from the street even though they are all rich as hell.

i went to an ice skating rink in staten island once with a friend, and we were literally the only guys there without spiked hair and a northface jacket, i'm not kidding

by lavalamper August 23, 2006