Snarf

One who sniffs hot bicycle seats on a summers day.

Frank pulled another snarf today.

by Wandaworld August 5, 2016

splargal snarf

A replacement for many words you would get in trouble for saying. Such as, when talking to your girlfriend and getting angered. shout SPLARGAL SNARF! in place of "YOU FUCKING WHORE I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIABLE TRIAN WRECK!" and she will be utterly confused.

My girlsfriend has been a fucking splargal snarf latly. I hope she shes.

by TJ January 30, 2005

Starfishing

Spread yourself out, almost in the shape of a starfish whilst having sex and just hump

Joe, I was starfishing some lass last night

by Joemo April 17, 2014

Starfishing

An act of friendliness and love by slamming someone into a wall while spreading your arms and legs while screaming "starfish."

"I was starfishing today and surprisingly nobody got hurt!"

"If you love someone you should starfish with them"

by family5 June 11, 2012

Snarfblat

Incapable of sexual intercourse, often because of an inability to achieve or sustain an erection.

"If I wanted to have sex, with a woman or man I sure hope I'm not SNARFBLAT.

by Harvard Educator March 11, 2003

snarf snarf

Its the noise someone that someone greedy makes while eating a Popsicle

I could hear the snarf snarf noises coming from mew two all the way from the other room...

by gengar76 January 17, 2010