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Squirrel

Synonym for 'gay'. Inspired by the film Cabin Fever.

Karen: Bert, what the hell is that?
Bert: Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels.
Paul: Why would you wanna kill squirrels?
Bert: 'cause they're gay.
"Dude, stop being such a squirrel."
by Nuttyeatsnuts September 27, 2008
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Squirrel Cage

A cage located preferably in Mens running shorts to hold your nuts
Oh my god this squirrel cage in my shorts is so tight!
by irunreallyfar September 15, 2010
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Squirrelling

verb. Sexual activity between two or more people in a hyper squirrel like manner.
It was a cold rainy day, so Kala and I squirrelled by the fire and then nested the rest of the night.

The way those two look at each other, they must squirrel like champions.

Ryan drove off the road while dry squirrelling, distracted by the size of her camel toe.

The two young kids were dry squirrelling to a Whitney Houston song, to avoid abortion expenses.
by Dr Bary March 30, 2012
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Squirrel Monkey

A word used for a hot guy. Prefurably a Jock.
Whoa, that squirrel monkey just got a touch down!
by Stephanie January 1, 2005
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squirrelnutz

A dirty old farmer from Iowa who cannot keep his damn mouth shut. He often fucks up other's nicks.

See pug

(a small, weak person that talks shit, but never does anything)
stfu squirrelnutz, you fucking talk too much.
by FuQ June 30, 2004
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Secret Squirrel

Sexual maneuver where a man places the ole' scrotum in another's rectum, as a squirrel hiding his nuts for the winter. (Rectal Tea-Bag Placement)
George gave Nathan the ole' "Secret Squirrel" yesterday while they were on lunch.
by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 27, 2007
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squirrel-handed

Someone who compulsively scales trees when surprised.


Some people are about to be run over, Frankie has about 5 seconds

Some people wear glasses, Beth looks
like a dude

Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives, Albert has

Some people are being fangouriously devoured by a gelatinous monster, Hillary's legs are being digested
Ahhhh! I am surprised, I had better scale a tree.
by Big Mac January 20, 2005
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