spongebob

A reason why little 9 year olds shouldn't be allowed in this website. It saddens me that people atcually like this crap.

Some one :"A cartoon character on Nickelodeon. He is a yellow, square-shaped, friendly sponge who works at the Krusty Krab.

He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and porous is he."

Me:Fuck off anklebitter, i shoot yo mutha fukin soccer mom! and Spongebob can go to hell and suck demon's balls.

by StankySam January 31, 2007

spongeboard squarepants

1. a term used for spongebob squarepants
2. a term used when someone cant spell spongebob
3. a term cute losers use.

Spongebob Squarepants.
Spongeboard Squarepants.
Spongebob Squarepants.

by Bkayyyy February 10, 2008

Mexican Sponge Bath

When you're having sex with a lady, when you get finished and you cum on a sponge, mix it with picante sauce and guacamole and rub it all over her.

Guy 1: "Dude, what did you do last night?"

Guy 2: "We tried out the Mexican Sponge Bath!"

Guy 1: "Ew, gross!! How'd it go?"

Guy 2: "Suprisingly well..."

by FakeSandwich December 6, 2012

Spencer

A COMPLETE douchebag, he will stab you in the back. He'll cheat on you with 2 other girls (one of them your best friend), make you feel like the only girl on the planet, build you up, then knock you down, stomp on your heart, and stab it with a spoon. DO NOT DATE A SPENCER

"Wow that guys such a fucking asshole,"
"God, I know, he's such a spencer."

by his broken hearted ex. January 2, 2010

love sponge

A squishy absorbant piece of material that is inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk thus preventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.

And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!

by PeeBee February 26, 2004

spongebob squarepants

Terrible cartoon

A few years back, it wasn't cool to watch nickelodeon past age 10-12. Now, you've got high schoolers watching it because of Spongebob. Whatever happened to maturity?

by Alex March 5, 2003