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Happy Sock

n.

1. A mans favorite sock which he uses for masturbation.During masturbation, the sock catches the ejaculation which prevents a messy episode. Originating from some guy name Happy.
I want to spank my monkey. Have you seen my happy sock?
by bigjlj January 29, 2006
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socialite soccer mom

In most cases, it is a mother, of a child/children, who finds time to attend society, political functions, charitable or PTA meetings, in conjunciton with driving her kids to their soccer games.
Mary is well respected in the community for her ability to do it all as a socialite soccer mom.
by hampton's gal December 27, 2007
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Some Other Cunts kid
Do you think Morgan’s falcon is still running? He has to go pick up his sock from school
by 2-343 Yrtanfni March 11, 2021
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social good

anything of value that a society has, whether it produced the thing or not, and whether the thing is traded commercially or not.

For example the USA has natural gas (which it did not produce), air (which it did not produce), computers (which it did produce) and personal freedom (which it did produce). Air and personal freedom are not tradeable goods; it's not possible to establish ownership rights for air or freedom.

Philosophers believe that the proper distribution of social goods is still an open question, even if the distribution of economic goods (like computers) is not.
An inequality in the basic structure must always be justified to those in the disadvantaged position. This holds whatever the primary social good and especially for liberty.

John Rawls, *A Theory of Justice*, p.201
by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009
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National Society of High School Scholars

A For-Profit organization that is not listed on Wikipedia that sends out an invitation to people with "academic achievments" asking for
$45.00 - $60.00 as an admission fee. It does not impress on any applications nor does it mean anything.
Just another pointless organization that butters you up with a flattering invitation to con you out of your money.
Better off joining the National Honor Society (NHS) FOR FREE.
Person 1: Did you get an invitation to the National Society of High School Scholars? (NSHSS)
Person 2: Yes! I feel so special
Person 1: It's a scam dude, they're just flattering you to get $60.00
Person 2: Are you sure?
Person 1: Use common sense and Google, dude.
by CookieMonster12234 June 20, 2013
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Scum Of Society

Is a person who is/adds to more burden on society. Somebody who doesn't care about others. Somebody who has no job and stays on the 'dole' wasting taxpayer money. That and more describes my father.
Person 1: my dad is so awesome :):)
Me: my dad is scum of society who believes deliberately breaking promises is funny :(
by Mysta D January 11, 2011
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