Smartext

A text message that is smart; something one doesn't normally receive.

Dude, she sent me a smartext, she's clearly the one.

by ExoliaZephlyn March 18, 2013

smartasstitude

The ability to be a smart ass at any time and place.

My dad had put me on Ritalin when i was a child he said it changed me in to a zombie, But he said it never changed me from being a smart ass! (smartasstitude)

by chultzmack December 22, 2013

smart-womber

Smart-womber is a word used to define a person who is genius or smart by birth. It is generally used as sarcasm to describe a haughty person or a braggart.

Person 1:" My test went really good although I didn't study a word."

Person 2:" Are you kidding me? It was so hard ,I studied for 5 hours but I still don't think I did well."

Person 1:" Who studies for the test? It was so easy."

Person 2:"Yeah,you'd say that ,smart-womber."

by SickyVicky May 1, 2014

smart trim

To have a smart haircut, usually used as a derogatory term

Smart trim mate

by Bob08695567546799 January 20, 2015

smart bug

Smart person

Lucy studies a lot, I can tell she is a smart bug.

by HeyJes March 27, 2015

smart phone dump

Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher

I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss

by Joe O'Regan November 24, 2015