Smap

The act of faping, only in a even louder manner. Similar to slaping your junk.

Dude, did you hear that samping?
No, i was to busy smaping myself.

by EnderFox October 25, 2012

SMASH'D

When one is burned or possibly owned or pwned.

Example:

Thomas: Thats not what you were saying last night Sammy.

Michael: SMASH'D!

by akl;sdfj;alskfdj;alskdf November 3, 2006

Super Smash Bros

The act of smashing the same woman as one of your bro's. A more suitable name for Eskimo Brothers. The first friend to bang the Penis Princess is obviously Mario, while the second person to get inside is Luigi. Regardless of each mario versus luigi title, the two guys are Super Smash Bros--a bond that they will share forever.

If you happen to be a Super Smash Bro, it is your duty as a Super Bro to make sure that the other bro isn't catchin feelings for the Penis Princess. These bitches are rollers, rollin from guy-group to guy-group, bangin bro after bro. It is important to only think of these girls as Super Smash Hoes- more specifically: just a hole to stick your dick in.

"Did you hear about Mark taking Hillary to Pound-Town in the bathroom at that party last night?"

"Ya dude, what a hoebag. She was just getting boinked by Mark's best friend Tony the weekend before."

"Looks like Mark and Tony are even better friends now: they're Super Smash Bros."

"Yeah, it sucks its Hillary though... she is quite the Super Smash Hoe."

by ChadwellM7 November 8, 2011

slaps

another word for "flip-flop" sandals. the term will mostly be used in beach communities where the usual foot attire is a flip-flop. the term likely originated due to the "slapping" noise the shoe makes as one walks down the street.

YOU: hey, nice slaps!

ME: thanks. they are rainbows.

by ocr2blau December 29, 2007

Slaps

A way of keeping your seat safe when you get up without anyone taking it. Sort of like fives, but for as long as you want. When you get up yell out slaps and slap your seat,

Slaps!

by zuzu444 August 25, 2011

Smash Yo Biscuits

(Can be used in a lot of ways- see examples)

Girl, if you eat any more of that pasta its gunna to smash yo biscuits!

Sally didn't make it to work today because I smashed her biscuits last night!

Did u see Jimmy smash Tom's biscuits? Aww, hes gunna be sore tomorrow...

Dang Gramma! These snickerdoodles are smashin' my buscuits!

by shortyshort556 December 7, 2011