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Slip n slide

When two women lubricate themselves then proceed to slide across the floor and scissoring each other
Last night me and Jess done the slip n slide for the first time it was amazing.
by Unknown kid 69 July 14, 2018
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Sliding

When you roll in your own shit and hug your dog so he can smell you and then lick it off (just before sliding up and down, spreading it against each other) including your bumhole, then you spunk in your dogs eye.
I had a sliding session with my dog the other day
by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022
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Sliding salamander

When one has sex on a slip and slide while going down said slide.
Sally and I did the ole sliding salamander last night.
by Beer sack February 26, 2022
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Pepperoni Switch and Slide

while having sex, you try and cut off your partners nipple and then glue or stitch it to their elbow
"Hey man, I got roofied last night and woke up with a pepperoni switch and slide
by Ramenboi21 March 27, 2024
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Toxic Sewer Slide

Toxic Sewer Slide

When, in a group of three, one friend provides and sets up two slip n' slides right next to each other, for extra slide space. The second friend, having downed the entire taco bell menu with a lil bit of chipotle, aims their rear from the top of the slip n' slides, and produces the most disgusting, vile, and downright disturbing, river of pure shit from the depths of their bowels. Now because the first friend is likely trying to hold in their vomit, the third friend will strip, completely... Friend three will get a running start and slide down the slip n' slide and into the nearest pool.

Note : You will need four different things for this,

A. A disgusting friend.
B. A friend with nothing to lose.
C. And a friend with two slip n' slides.
D. A death wish.
Friend One - "I got the Slip N' Slides!"
Friend Two - "I got the food!"
Friend Three - "And I'm going to hell, lets do this shit,"
Friend One - "Why did I agree to the Toxic Sewer Slide..."
by DreamyDough February 23, 2024
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Slide them out like the goat goes to Paris

I'll be right back, I need to go to the bathroom and slide them out like the goat goes to Paris.
by JohnnyTwoShits May 22, 2018
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Himalayan Slip-n-Slide

The act of applying hemroid ointment to the rectum by pressing your rectum against the anus of another person who has already applied the ointment to their swollen ass pimple.
I ran out of ass creme and my hemroids were itching the fuck out of me, so me and my best mate had ourselves a Himalayan slip-n-slide and greased up my butt nipple.
by Hollatmikez August 13, 2025
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