Two Seconds

The amount of time required to complete a task one has failed to complete, and is being scolded about.

Teacher: Why can't you write your name legibly on your tests? It only takes Two Seconds to write your name.

Boyfriend: Why can't you hurry up and finish? I'm sitting here banging it out, and you can't take Two Seconds to finish?

by suecra13 November 10, 2011

Sloppy Second

Elisha Cuthbert.

"It's become a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds." - Sean Avery

by McRust December 16, 2008

Secondhand Drinking

Getting another persons alcohol induced vomit into your mouth without intending it.

Hot Drunk Bitch: Let's make out, I'm so trashed.

You: Okay.

Hot Drunk Bitch: vomits into your mouth

You: Fuck that! That was some nasty ass secondhand drinking right there!

by waggy04 February 21, 2009

Second Hand iPod

Any person who sings the song currently playing on their iPod wanting to let the whole world know how bad their singing talent is.

Ugh, that girls being a Second Hand iPod.

by LiberalMania April 7, 2009

secondhand swag

Having so much swag it begins to rub off on the people around you.

Hey man can you take your swag somewhere else? I'm starting to develop secondhand swag.

by thegoodbyerocketship July 8, 2011

Secty (SEC-tee)

An individual who likes to engage in intimate activities in the guise of an insect as matter of arousement and role play.

Secty (SEC-tee) :A half-butterfly half-caterpillar having sexual intercourse with a grasshopper.

by Don Disaster December 14, 2012