Success Scale

A scale used to decribe to one's friends how far one has gone with a person of the opposite sex.

1/4 success = kissing/making out
1/3 success = feeling up/being felt up (above the belt)
1/2 success = hand job/fingering
3/4 sucess = oral/blow job
full sucess = sex

Kate: How far on the success scale did you get with Johnny last night?
Amy: Only 1/3 success. He tried for some 3/4, but I wasn't keen.

by Lalalalalala. February 18, 2011

rape scale

A method of categorizing near-rape to full-rape experiences, with one being a casual, non-sex offender sort of comment, five being somewhere in the grey area between a law suit and a brush off, and ten being full-on, jail-for-life rape.

I saw that guy totally just grab your ass. I hope it was below a five on the rape scale or we need to beat somebody up!

by Dukes by Daisy April 25, 2011

Potato Scallop

The name incorrectly given to a Potato cake by people from Northern Australia who make poor decisions

My ex used to call it a Potato Scallop, that’s why she’s my Ex

by Zachory October 8, 2020

Rhetorical Power Scale

10 - Legendary

8 - Orgasmic

6 - Epic

4 - Awesome

2 - Delicious

(Two people who are aware of the Rhetorical Power Scale)

Guy 1: Man, that movie we saw yesterday was EPIC

Guy 2: Ya, but I watched a dif one, and it was Orgasmic

Guy 1: NO WAI :O

by Spartriach April 6, 2009

New Jersey Scallop

A hubcap with some cheese on top.

What's the best Scallop you ever ate?

Definetly not the New Jersey Scallop

by Finstrr September 17, 2011

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

The scale on which men (and sometimes women) typically rate the attractiveness of a female based solely on physical appearance with 1 being the lowest and 10 being the highest.

Man one: That girl at the checkout is smoking hot! I'd rate her a solid 8, maybe 9 if those tits are real.
Man two: Men like you who use the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale are the reason women hate us all.

by JBrow86 August 26, 2016