i eat sand

if you eat sand, you are one of my emo friends who are weird, and get angry at people who call you emo

"i eat sand"
"omg jonathan why r u so emo"
"HOW DARE YOU STUPID SHITTY DIMBO DUMBO IDIOT I SHALL COME FOR YOU"

by SAURCE February 25, 2022

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to make sand castles

Euphemism for engaging in intimacy, esp. with a hater and a gatekeeper, who is also God's favourite princess, and the most interesting girl in the world (see Shadowheart). Originated in Baldur's Gate 3, an RPG released in 2023 by Larian Studios.

Shadowheart: "Though I'm still finding sand in my hair - I wonder what the others will think of that..."
Tav: "They will naturally assume we snuck away to make sand castles in the middle of the night."
Shadowheart: "But of course they will. I hope we'll have more opportunities to slip away... and make sand castles."

Aliona Baranova: "Sometimes you can just tell when someone's good at making sandcastles, right? I haven't tested my theory, but I feel like I know... I feel like you can tell, by someone's personality, if they're good at making sandcastles or not. What do you think?"
Jennifer English: "I'm bad at making sandcastles."
Jennifer Sandcastles: "I'm very good at making sandcastles, for the record... I'm great at sandcastles, call me Jennifer Sandcastles."

by Eclipsekidney October 3, 2025

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Sand Prix

A catch-all for bullshit no fans racing on soulless Middle Eastern Tilkedromes

Are you watching the F1 this weekend? Fuck no, it's another Sand Prix

by J45H March 28, 2022

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sanding the roll cage

Cupping your hand and making a jerking motion

Matt is over there sanding the roll cage

by Roachmill March 11, 2022

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Sand-Dome

SUPER generic fake blonde women who think they're hot shit because they found bleach for their scalp. (They should've drank it)

"She started laughing with her friends when I started talking to her!" ... "Don't worry bro, she's just another fucking sand-dome. They're a dime-a-dozen and super insecure."

by xcxcxcxcxcxcxcx November 11, 2025

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