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Smiled A Little Then Stopped
instead of lol or lmao, more accurately, SALTS (smiled a little then stopped) ex. someone texts a kinda funny joke- “salts”
by wouldn’t youliketoknow January 21, 2023
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Salted M&M Cupcakes

1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.

2. A man's body hair.

3. The slang term for colorful feces.

4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.

5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.
1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'

2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'

3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'

4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'

5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'
by Harry Tessa Tickle III January 29, 2023
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salted queer

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Epsom salt

Health and Wellness Uses:

Muscle Relaxation:

Stress Reduction:

Constipation Relief:

Beauty and Personal Care:

Skin Care: Epsom salt can be used as an exfoliant to remove dead skin cells, promoting smoother skin. Mixing Epsom salt with a carrier oil, such as coconut or olive oil, creates a scrub that can be gently massaged onto the skin.

Hair Care: Incorporating Epsom salt into hair treatments may help remove excess oil and product buildup from the scalp, contributing to healthier hair. Dissolving Epsom salt in water and using it as a hair mask is a common method.

Gardening Applications:

Soil Amendment: Epsom salt is sometimes used in gardening to address magnesium deficiencies in soil, which can affect plant health. It is believed to enhance nutrient uptake, improve seed germination, and promote vigorous growth. However, it's important to conduct a soil test before application, as excessive magnesium can harm plants and reduce calcium uptake.

Culinary Use:

Food Preparation: While Epsom salt is chemically classified as a salt, it is
You growing like Epsom salt 🤣
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Sea Salt

Tells superheroes what to do & if they don’t listen, he get super mad.

(Source: Oliver Grayson)
Mark: SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT
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Sea Salt

Tells superheroes what to do & if they don’t listen, he gets super mad.
Mark: SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT
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Don’t Salt My Jam

A playful way of saying “Don’t negatively impact something I enjoy”
I.E: Don’t ruin my vibe/ don’t burst my bubble
You’re having a good time, but your friend is unhappy because they’re not having as good a time as you. “Hey man, don’t salt my jam!”
by morallymorbid April 5, 2025
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