salts

S - smiled
A - a
L - little
T - then
S - stopped

It was not that funny, but it made me smile a little for a second. It is used when messaging another person.

Text messages
Person 1: look at this funny meme
Person 2: salts

by charlidameliocancelled November 19, 2020

salted

to be cracked out on Adderall for days.

Tyler: I have a test at 8am tomorrow
Kaleigh: Just pop an adderall and pull an all-nigher!
Tyler: Ive literally been salted for days

Tyler: Salted means Adderall...

by madawgyyyyyy August 16, 2016

Salt-and-Pepper Bear

A gay slang term for a heavy-set man with grey (or white) and black hair on their body.

I made out with a salt-and-pepper bear at a gay bar last night because his white and black hair turned me on.

by Ana Siski January 2, 2020

Salt God

A very salty boy, who rages over at everything and anything, wheter is it be a small or big problem.

Person1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Person2: You're a Salt God

by A-Bitch-Named-Al April 18, 2018

Salted snail

The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste

Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.

by Darksquid August 8, 2022

better than sex and salt and vinegar chips

When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.

That puff pastry was better than sex and salt and vinegar chips.

by chrisssy226 April 10, 2024

Salt

The act of being salty. One who is salty can be described as "Salt".

Mia: God chloe's so salty today.

Juliana: She's salt.

by juliana the banallergist February 28, 2017