Slumpedd

When ur in a fight and hit a nigga wit enough force to put him the bed

Bro Jimmy got slumpedd

by Lil d3mon April 18, 2022

Slumped

So tired you can’t do anything.

Man I was so slumped last night I didn’t text my gf back

by Ur mom🥸 June 22, 2022

shumps

Shumps is more than a word, shumps is a way of life. the word perfectly fits into any scenario imaginable while remaining somewhat coherent. the receiving party should rely on context clues to come to a conclusion as to what the use of “shumps” is referring to.

oh i’m straight shumpin these modelos
“aye man i just hit 2 plates on bench”
“OH SHUMPS”

by hndrxx June 27, 2022

Slump

When a male ejaculates from the rubbing of his pants on his penis. This is common among young teenagers and those who pre-jac.

"Man I need to go to the bathroom before I slump everywhere."
*On discord with the bois* : "Help help I'm slumping"

by PlumsAreGood July 23, 2022

Skump

Word to replace any cuss word or foul meaning saying. Cross between a possum and a skunk

You look like a skump! Skump you! Go skump yourself! Your as far as as skump!

by Jmf July 25, 2022

Shumpsterbate

Shumpsterbate; the combined act of shitting, pissing, and jerking off whilst taking a shower.

Jared: “dude I saw Chad shumpsterbate in the mens shower!”
Carl: “uuughh what the fuck?!”

by Shumper August 4, 2022