Statutory Vape

The act of selling or providing e-cigarette materials such as hardware and e-liquid to those under the age of 18.

The act of selling or providing e-cigarette materials to those under the age of 18 is considered Statutory Vape.

by Rooker2011 May 17, 2011

rape station

A gas station in which gasoline is very expensive. Often the prices per gallon for a rape station are hard to see from the nearby streets, and one does not know the prices until they actually drive into the station. The particulars of a country's petroleum imports/exports or futures are not taken into account when designating a gas station a "rape station", and the designation is somewhat subjective.

Tired of getting screwed for gas, John found a small, run-down Arco that looked promising. As he pulled up to a pump, however, he found his hopes dashed: at $2.059 for regular, he had run into yet another rape station.

by LowPro January 19, 2005

PIMP STATUS

When a persons got the highest level of swagger in the way they walk, talk and act. In order for someone to have a high PIMP STATUS one must usually abide by some simple rules in order to become successful. These things are as followed Cool, Amazing, Lucky, EGO BOOST (C.A.L.E)

Cool- make sure you wear the best up to date things to make your Pimp Status highest as possible Ex. Stripe collared shirts, Tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watches etc.
Amazing- This is simple for many but harder for others. In order to be " AMAZING" this relies solely on your speech. Some examples of things you can say to achieve a high PIMP STATUS is " I don't Currrrr!!!!" and " That's how I do!"

Lucky- Everyone needs a little luck in their lives and in order to achieve a PIMP STATUS you must have a little luck.
EGO BOOST- Start out by being just nice then create a plot for world domination using this. Once in a while mention how "GODLY" you are to people then after a while people will start believing you. Believe it or not the more you say it the harder it will be for people to deny.

By doing these things you will be able to obtain or retain your PIMP STATUS. The word PIMP STATUS must ALWAYS be capitalized because it is the most important title you could ever get. If you follow these simple steps your PIMP STATUS will be HUUUUGGGGEEE!!!!!!!

Ally: OMG your so godly! I wanna know why you are so PIMP'N?
You: I don't currrr, what you want! and I know! its because of my tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watch that I have a high PIMP STATUS! Now follow C.A.L.E and you could be a PIMP TOO! yyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

by KING PIMP'N MR. MOORE April 13, 2010

The United States Merchant marine Academy

also known as Kings Point. Its a place where one wears a silly costume (uniform), does plenty of excercise(looking at porn) and of course is well hydrated, with more alcohol than you can imagine. But what do you expect from a school full of sailors. Unlike the sissies at the Naval Academy, we know how to drink and chase women of the night. We are given a whole year to do it on commericial ships. Located in Great Neck NY we proudly display our Nazi Flagpole, in a Jewish Community. Need I say anything else about an establishment that when you graduate you are given choices to actually make a ton of money, and not have to go active duty. Because why fight in the war, when you can profit off of it.

The United States Merchant Marine Academy, where dreams go to die

by salty seaman April 24, 2006

state u

generic reference to any state university

So, you're going to State U just like your old man, eh? - some opie

by chefdee November 14, 2005

Statusfy

Sometimes Statusfied (past tense).

To turn an event, conversation or other happening into a facebook status.

1. I'm going to statusfy that.

2. That moment with the hotdog has been statusfied.
3. Hey, you should statusfy that idiot who ran into a glass door.

4. Have you statusfied that yet?

by Cleefy July 28, 2010