Garbage Sock

(1) Clothing article used by the male gender on his genitalia whilst in a tanning bed to prevent an uncomfortable sunburn. (2) Term for condom

"Susie wanted to engage in intercourse with David last night but he didn't have a garbage sock, so they had to raw dog it."

"If you're wondering why I'm lying on the couch naked its because I forgot my garbage sock when I went tanning and its unbearable to wear undergarments."

by Kevin Y April 6, 2008

dank sock

A strong smelling, or dank, sock generally used to store weed.

person 1: "Where do you hide your weed?"
person 2: "Dank sock"

by dank wool December 23, 2008

Egg in Sock

Visually describes the shape and motion of an unfortunate young lady or many old lady's breasts, where the mass of the breast hangs nauseatingly low and the ideally round sides of the breast are strained, in an overall tear-drop shape.

Basically, the titty just looks like someone dropped an egg in a long-ass tube sock.

"Grandpa left her years ago. Apparently her once proud jubblies were now all egg in sock."

by NotaUDKev June 9, 2009

jack-off sock

a female member of a group of friends who is often used buy the male members as a way of releasing sexual frustrations and frequently tossed aside after like a sock after a load has been shot into it

dave: dude, i just saw you grab karen's ass. do you guys have a thing?
greg: naw, we haven't even done anything. she's just the designated jack-off sock.

by NotASock March 26, 2010

lucky sock

A lucky sock is what you use to clean up all the cum you got everywhere, you fucking messy shit

"Shit! I gotta go find my lucky sock and fix this!"

by Salami Toast March 17, 2017

Blueberry sock slap

When someone dips there genitals in blue paint, then proceeds to cock slap someone in the face. As a result of the cock slap, the man's parts are printed on the other person's face.

The first guy who is stupid enough to fall asleep at a party with friends... Gets the Blueberry sock slap.

by TrollDeputy February 9, 2013